The last “Fuck You” to Americans: Joe Biden Pardons Hunter Biden

A Mockery of Justice: “No One Is Above the Law,” Except My Son

In a jaw-dropping display of political privilege, President Joe Biden has granted a full and unconditional pardon to his son, Hunter Biden. This move, occurring as Biden’s presidency limps to an end, reeks of hypocrisy and political opportunism. For a man who repeatedly declared that “no one is above the law,” this pardon has cemented his legacy as the ultimate contradiction.

Selective Justice or Pure Nepotism?

Let’s get real. Biden justified this blanket pardon by claiming that Hunter was “selectively, and unfairly, prosecuted.” Really? Hunter Biden’s rap sheet isn’t exactly a secret. He was convicted in June 2024 for illegally purchasing and possessing a firearm while being a drug user. Oh, and let’s not forget his failure to pay $1.4 million in taxes, all while splurging on drugs, sex workers, and luxury items.

But no worries—Daddy swooped in to save the day with a presidential pardon, nullifying federal convictions and preempting any future charges. Convenient timing, isn’t it?

Hunter’s Crimes: A Breakdown of His Lavish Lawlessness

• Federal Firearms Charges: Illegally bought and possessed a gun while being a known drug addict.
• Tax Evasion: Racked up $1.4 million in unpaid taxes while living a high-roller lifestyle.
• Potential FARA Violations: Oh, we’re just sweeping those pesky foreign lobbying allegations under the rug, too.

And now, thanks to Joe Biden’s pardon, all of this is just…poof, gone.

“Unfairly Prosecuted”? Seriously, Joe?

Biden’s audacious claim that Hunter was “unfairly prosecuted” sounds like a bad punchline. The president conveniently forgets that selective prosecution doesn’t mean selective exoneration. If Hunter Biden was just another guy, he’d be in prison, not jetting off on Air Force One with presidential protection.

This is nothing less than a calculated abuse of power to shield a family member from facing the consequences of his actions.

Critics Call Out the Hypocrisy

Unsurprisingly, critics across the political spectrum are tearing into Biden for this outrageous move:

• Donald Trump: Called it a “misuse and miscarriage of Justice.”
• Rep. James Comer: Slammed Biden for lying about his family’s “corrupt influence peddling activities.”
• The American Public: Yeah, we’re all rolling our eyes at this one.

Biden’s Legacy: A Two-Tiered Justice System

This pardon doesn’t just stink of nepotism—it sends a clear message: If you’re powerful enough, the rules don’t apply to you. Joe Biden may have spent his presidency touting fairness and justice, but with this move, he’s proven that his idea of “justice” has a giant asterisk attached to it.

While ordinary Americans are held accountable for their mistakes, the Biden family gets to rewrite the rules.

Closing Thoughts: Joe Biden’s Parting Gift to America

So here we are, watching Joe Biden exit the stage with a parting gift to his scandal-plagued son. For a president who promised to restore “honor” and “integrity” to the White House, this is the final nail in the coffin of his credibility.

Joe Biden’s message to America is clear: Laws are for you, not for us.

Goodbye, Joe—and good riddance.

Disclaimer: This blog post reflects an honest, unfiltered perspective on recent events. If you feel the need to defend this outrageous abuse of power, take a long, hard look at what kind of justice system you’re rooting for.

“Remember when Joe Biden said ‘nobody is above the law’? Turns out he meant nobody except his own son—presidency perks include unlimited pardons for family drama and hidden scandals.”

“Apparently, ‘nobody is above the law’ only applies until it’s time to wash away your son’s crimes and keep the skeletons buried deep. Presidential immunity at its finest.”

“Joe Biden: champion of justice—unless it’s his son on the line. Nothing says ‘nobody is above the law’ like a pardon to clean up your own family’s mess.”

The Ultimate Act of Hypocrisy

Joe Biden pardons his son, Hunter Biden, in a move that reeks of political privilege and hypocrisy. After declaring “no one is above the law,” Biden’s actions contradict his own words.

Selective Justice or Pure Nepotism?

Biden claims Hunter was “unfairly prosecuted.” Really? The charges include federal firearms violations, $1.4M in unpaid taxes, and possible foreign lobbying crimes. Conveniently erased with a pardon.

Hunter’s Crimes: Lavish Lawlessness

• Federal Firearms Charges: Illegally bought and possessed a gun while being a known drug addict.
• Tax Evasion: $1.4M in unpaid taxes while splurging on luxury goods and drugs.
• Foreign Lobbying Allegations: Swept under the rug without investigation.

“Unfairly Prosecuted”? Seriously, Joe?

Biden’s claim that Hunter was “unfairly prosecuted” sounds absurd. If Hunter were an average citizen, he’d be in prison—not jet-setting on Air Force One with presidential protection.

Critics Call Out the Hypocrisy

• Donald Trump: Called it a “misuse and miscarriage of justice.”
• Rep. James Comer: Slammed Biden for covering up “corrupt influence-peddling activities.”
• The Public: Americans are rolling their eyes at this blatant nepotism.

A Two-Tiered Justice System

This pardon sends a clear message: If you’re powerful enough, rules don’t apply. Joe Biden’s version of “justice” is reserved for his family, leaving ordinary Americans to face consequences.

Joe Biden’s Parting Gift

Joe Biden exits the stage by pardoning his scandal-plagued son. For a president who promised integrity, this move cements his legacy as the king of double standards. Laws are for us, not for them.